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Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BdayBashCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Animals Bred:	68	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Potions Brewed:	162	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1125
Buildings Constructed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

care, Crafty, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, self care activities, self care empowerment, self care goals, self care habits, self care ideas, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care motivation, self care rituals, self care tips, self love, self-care, self-care awareness, self-care practices, self-care quotes, self-care routine, self-care strategies, Server, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
New Chunks Explored:	813232	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CatTortureCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	268
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sapling SMP

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Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7049
Zombie Dances:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

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Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8534	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

1080p, 2024.., 39.5 GiB, anna, ANNA KENDRICK, AVC, debut, directorial, directorial debut, hour, Kendricks, Minecraft, nani, PCM 5.1, REMUX, smp, Theater, WOMAN, WOMAN OF THE HOUR

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1