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K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Towns Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Love Letters Sent:	9	Emeralds Found:	1773
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DessertGateCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cheescake, Chocolate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cottage cheese, Cultural differences, dessert, DessertGateCraft, family dinner, gołąbki, Humiliation, lying.., Polish food, Preferences, relationships, Respect, sernik, store bought cake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	942
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

aggression, BoomBorder, border, Conflict, cut ties, demolition, diplomatic crisis, east asia, explosion, Geopolitical, Infrastructure, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, Korean Peninsula, Military Action, Minecraft, North Korea, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, Warning

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TalibanTakedownCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

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Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Aevorion Realms

Survival

Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixel Land

Arena, Boxpvp, Challenges, closed spaces, Combat, Competition, dynamic fights, Equipment, Events, no compromises, No Lag, Pixel Land, Polish, Polish server, progress tracking, PvP, Ranking system, Resources, Skills

We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

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The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Limbus Co. Minecraft Server #2019

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even a Barber of La Manchaland roaming around.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we extract targets like Faust and navigate through sections like Cinq West and Zwei West. Who needs a regular old survival server when you can be a part of this madness?

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. So get ready for some serious spoilers and mind-bending gameplay.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the chaos. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more insanity.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a combination of mining, building, and unraveling the mysteries of the Limbus Company? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyLoveTriangle

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	276	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RocketRaidReporter

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so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Potions Brewed:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

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lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Villages Defended:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Last Rampart

Adventure, city building, Community, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Pets, private island, PvE, PvP, Questing, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Talents, Towny, weapons

Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

Join us and build your empire in your image!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	98
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3509
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	14