Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Magic Items Found: | 5248 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
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