Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7471 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
so, like, ukraine’s zelensky is all like “yo, trump, tell me ur secrets for stoppin the war” and trump is all like “nah bro, i ain’t tellin u nuthin” and zelensky is all like “come on man, we can be besties and end this war together” but trump is just playin hard to get.
so, like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server where there’s no wars or politics or any of that bs, then join our server! we got epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz life’s too short to be caught up in all that political nonsense. let’s just mine, craft, and have a good time, ya feel me?
