ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2329
Enchantments Applied:	285	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Emeralds Found:	5854	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	166
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	298
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

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CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	73	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.