ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9198	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

Favorite, hidden, Hidden Gem, lesser known, Minecraft, Niche, Obscure, off the radar, offbeat, quirky, Random, secret, smp, Under The Radar, Underground, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered gem, Unique, unknown, youtube channel, YTChannelSecrets

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7176

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyPurchases

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Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, diplomatic backlash, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, global governance, international relations, Israel, member states, MIDDLE EAST, persona non grata, PersonaNonGrata, Politics, Server, UN, UN chief, Uncraft, united nations, world news

lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1493

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

China, CraftyBlockz, dark tankers, designated tankers, Diplomacy, ENERGY, EU, Fun, global affairs, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, Politics, record volumes, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, shipping, Tankers, Trade, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GiporySMP

Business, Community, Country, GiporySMP, Minecraft, Political, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, towny smp

Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Burning Alive Minecraft Server

Al-Aqsa Hospital, alive, Burning, Conflict Resolution, Conspiracy Theory, Debunk, fake news, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, human rights violations, IDF attacks, international law, Israel, Jews, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Server, violence, War Crimes, weapons storage

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Towns Built:	5
Star Shards Collected:	182	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magic Items Found:	3173	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Buildings Constructed:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Towns Built:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4011	Gods Slained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	94
Void Gems Collected:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461