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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 27 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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