so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Farms Harvested: 102 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
Endless Night Skies: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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