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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Emeralds Found: 1843 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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