ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5046 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
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Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player named Winsya joined our server and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. Legend has it that Winsya defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you want to follow in Winsya’s footsteps and become a Minecraft legend, then this is the SMP for you.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you see a pig riding a minecart or a chicken doing the moonwalk. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you’re trying to build a peaceful village with your friends, but suddenly your long-lost stepsister shows up and claims she’s the rightful heir to the throne. Will you stand your ground and fight for what’s yours, or will you let her take over and rule with an iron fist?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family feud that puts the Kardashians to shame. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 185 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 856516 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Description | HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more. |
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We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:
| Community voice & transparency | We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process. |
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| Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles | Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience. |
| Trust & respect | We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment. |
| Dedicated updates | We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging. |
Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 9 7950X |
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| RAM | 3200MHz 64GB |
| Storage | 2TB NVME SSD |
| Location | US East Coast |
Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?
So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.
So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).
So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies till da break of dawn. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall (dont worry, u wont get burned…probably).
come join us and be part of da most epic and insane minecraft server ever created!!! trust us, u wont regret it…probably.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 5111 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
oh, and get this, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamonds for days, bro. and if you find the secret entrance, you get to keep whatever you can carry. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions.
also, we have this epic battle arena where you can challenge other players to duels. winner gets a golden apple or something. but like, watch out for the lava traps, they’ll getcha every time.
so yeah, if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever, come hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, our pet zombie pigman is super cuddly.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
