ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Server Name | Badlands Goblins |
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| Server IP | play.badlandsgoblins.com |
| Server Type | PvP, Survival |
Welcome to Badlands Goblins, where chaos reigns and goblins rule. Join Krenko in his quest for power and glory as you navigate through a world filled with danger and adventure. Worship the god of chaos and rise to greatness as you conquer your enemies.
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I join the server? | Yes, anyone can join the server by using the provided IP address. |
| What type of gameplay is available? | The server offers PvP and Survival gameplay. |
| Are there any rules to follow? | Players are expected to follow the rules set by Krenko, including killing those who disrespect goblins and following the wishes of the god of chaos. |
| Is there a Discord server for communication? | Yes, players can join the Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j |
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But that’s not all, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a Lalafell on a mount! And don’t miss out on our future meetups, like the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi Movie and Inu-Oh, or the Roleplaying Meetup in Yanxia where things get weirder than a Lalafell trying to tank a raid boss.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us for a Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet, or a Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in the LB! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our Shared FATE farming event in The Rak’tika Greatwood – just watch out for those pesky Spriggans!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than a Lalafell in full Dark Knight armor!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 71 | Mines Excavated: | 1286 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Ever wanted to build a virtual replica of your family home and then blow it up with TNT? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.
Join us for our special event “The Call” where players must navigate through a maze of secrets and lies to uncover the truth. Will you confront your dad in-game and demand answers, or will you build a fortress to hide from the drama?
Experience the thrill of virtual family therapy sessions where you can work through your conflicts with other players in a supportive and blocky environment. Who needs real therapy when you have Minecraft?
So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
On our server, you can build your own virtual world and show off your creativity without any judgment from your family members. No need to worry about being compared to your overachieving brother or feeling like the forgotten child. Here, you are the star of the show!
And if you ever need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your online friends?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun building castles than dealing with sibling squabbles. Plus, we promise not to play favorites – unless you count our love for all things Minecraft!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 300 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.
so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.
So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 130 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.
So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
