ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
On our server, you can build your own virtual world and show off your creativity without any judgment from your family members. No need to worry about being compared to your overachieving brother or feeling like the forgotten child. Here, you are the star of the show!
And if you ever need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your online friends?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun building castles than dealing with sibling squabbles. Plus, we promise not to play favorites – unless you count our love for all things Minecraft!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.
so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1413 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.
So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 216 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.
So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
