| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.
If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?
Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3826 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Switched to 1.16.5 Global update
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.
Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.
With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9092 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?
Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!
Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!
So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 138 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.
and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
