Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
New Chunks Explored: 267481 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

    MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night
    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location US WEST
    Java Version 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.30

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

    A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

    Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

    A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Dimension Hops: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8789
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 340
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Towns Built: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Enchantments Applied: 163

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Crops Grown: 8759

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Emeralds Found: 2832
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Enchantments Applied: 87
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6286 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6360

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 229 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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