””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Potions Brewed:	167
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	87

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1719	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Void Armor Forged:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Star Shards Collected:	129	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ores Mined:	5864	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	888

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Celestial Expanse

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Zombie Dances:	0	Magic Items Found:	6304

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Rodion Network

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MassCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison

MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HOMIE SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

[1.20.4]Homie SMP is a new server made by a couple of friends, Custom made with alot of fun plugins to keep you entertained the whole time! We have Quests, Crates, Mob Arena and more! Join today and give us a try, let us know what you think and if you want something we could add it 🙂

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Melvinnoob SMP

Survival

Melvinnoob smp is a NON pay to win minecraft server but feature lots of fun command. its base on simple survival minecraft but with shop gui and other cool stuff.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mines Excavated:	3114
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MUGEN

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

welcome to mugen!!on this server we provide minigames like skyblock!! You definitely won’t get bored because it has very unique features is sf JAVA│◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ VERSION : 1.8.7 – 1.20.1 BEDROCK │◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ PORT :3037 │◆ VERSION : 1.16 – 1.20+

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.