””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	1803
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchantments Applied:	290	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Emeralds Found:	4684	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Potions Brewed:	58	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Animals Bred:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6275

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.