””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

at a loss, befuddled, bewildered, Clueless, confusion, flummoxed, in the dark, lack of comprehension, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mystified, nonplussed, not understanding, Oblivious, perplexed, puzzled, scratching your head, smp, Stumped, unaware, uncomprehending, wouldnt

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Void Gems Collected:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6953	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Emeralds Found:	9956
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FroglightMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	147
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cosmoverse

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the Cosmoverse! A furry based community Minecraft server with the ambition to grow a strong community with as many people as possible! This server currently has a couple minigames such as Ice-Kart! This is our own unique minigame which is pretty Mario Kart, but in Minecraft! We also have a parkour world. Our main servers are Skyblock and Survival, but we also have a plotworld for those who wants to easily test out a desgin or redstone contraption or even just to have fun building with friends!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Nektax Network

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

Nektax Network is the place for you! Every good part of Minecraft servers can be found here. Join us today and have fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PublicSMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Farms Harvested:	762
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	New Chunks Explored:	393127
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Farms Harvested:	921	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.