””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HaitiHavocCraft

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LOL come join dis minecraft server cuz we got gang attacks like in Haiti but without da real danger! u can build ur own gang base and defend it against rival gangs! we got baby zombies dat u can adopt and raise as ur own lil gang members! join now and show dem other players who da real boss is! #minecraftgangwarfare #babiezombies #joinusnow

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2461	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Paper Quit Science Craft

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yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server where scientists be droppin’ out like flies after they write their first paper? well, welcome to our server where we make science so lit that scientists can’t handle it for more than five years!

we got experiments that will blow your mind, like trying to turn creepers into kittens or making diamond armor out of actual diamonds. our lab is always poppin’ with potions brewing and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin.

join us and see why scientists are ditching their boring labs for a chance to get wild and wacky in our minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a scientist, then you might wanna rethink your career choices.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RLFactions: Where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and factions go to war!

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RLFactions Server Overview

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Features	Heavily modded factions server combining RLCraft survival challenges with factions gameplay
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What makes RLFactions unique?

A: RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay, creating a competitive and strategic environment.

Q: What do players do on RLFactions?

A: Players must survive brutal challenges, fight through dungeons, defend their base from other players, and strategize to ensure their survival and dominance.

Q: Is RLFactions suitable for players who enjoy tough survival challenges?

A: Yes, RLFactions is designed for players who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

Armaments, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ex-NATO chief, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military intervention, military support, nato, political decisions, regrets, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, weapons

haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Emeralds Found:	1630	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Items Found:	1246	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Farms Harvested:	963	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoRideNoWorkMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

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Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5823	Dimension Hops:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

’94CraftNoMore24

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	520
Divine Spears Created:	12	Void Armor Forged:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!