””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Crops Grown: 1278 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

    Squeezy White Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

    Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

    So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Towns Built: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 106 Alien Abductions: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Dimension Hops: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

    Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

    Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 228 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JokesterMC SMP

    JokesterMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCrisis

    CreeperCrisis
    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

    Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

    So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Towns Built: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

    that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

    so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 232 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Farms Harvested: 792

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KimPutinCraft

    KimPutinCraft
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Alien Panic Attack Server

    Alien Panic Attack Server
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

    so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sync SMP

    Sync SMP

    Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

    Key Features:

    – PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

    Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan
    Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/category/douchebag-workout-2-ksi/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    Discord Username Duvahl
    Tiktok Follow us on Tiktok

    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Animals Bred: 114
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Crops Grown: 4710

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

    But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

    Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

    Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General
    Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoubleDineDrama

    DoubleDineDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

    Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

    But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyRegretz

    CraftyRegretz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 108
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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