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My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4369	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Face Off Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes – including posting your face instead of porn! That’s right, we’re flipping the script and bringing back good old-fashioned selfies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the Diamond Pig, it will lead you to hidden treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour courses that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. Complete them all and earn the title of Parkour Master, with bragging rights that will make other players green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to leave your porn at the door – we’ve got faces to post!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Special Day Minecraft SMP Gift Giver

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some crazy shenanigans!

Join us and you’ll be blessed with special powers just by saying something in the chat. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask and you shall receive!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to become a llama whisperer and gain their trust? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama world.

So come on, don’t miss out on the fun and join our server today. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RISeWORLD Minecraft server

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⭐ Welcome to the RiseWORLD server! ⭐

Free VIP for all newbies!

Survival on version 1.21! ⚡

Clans! Auction! Ultra Gadgets! Meteorites?

Mini Games! Sudoku! Billiards! Snake! Sapper! Right in Minecraft!

Fight, survive, explore the world!

Carefully! Precipitation in the form of meteorites is possible! ☄

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Late Night Socials Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server for some late-night socials that will make your pickaxe spin! Our community is so lively, you’ll forget that it’s actually 3am in real life.

We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where creepers are the DJ’s and zombies are the dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best blocky dance moves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their trusty steed!

So come join us for some late-night shenanigans and make memories that will have you laughing until the sun comes up (literally, because who needs sleep anyway?). See you in the virtual world, fellow night owls!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Wild Assault Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated battle with a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Don’t worry, our custom Wild Assault class will have you slaying those feathered fiends in no time. Choose from classes like the Llama Lord, who can summon an army of spitting llamas to do their bidding, or the Dolphin Diva, who can swim faster than a speeding bullet (or at least faster than a regular dolphin).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Duck can turn any block into a block of pure diamond, so start searching those ponds and lakes ASAP.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie pigmen – they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Existence Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of wandering around in the void of life with no purpose? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the existential dread! Join us and embark on a journey filled with blocky adventures, where you can build your own virtual world and escape the mundane reality of existence.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama ballet. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine prancing around with majestic llamas in tutus, creating the most epic dance routines the Minecraft world has ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a clan of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the feathered fiends and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the emptiness of existence, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama dance-off).

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

No. 16120221 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers wear top hats.

Looking for a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? That’s right, these chickens are not your average cluckers – they can build epic redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours – it’s a real hootenanny!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	867
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

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Here’s Johnny is a talented and passionate musician known for his soulful vocals and heartfelt lyrics. With a unique blend of folk and indie rock influences, Here’s Johnny has captivated audiences with his emotional performances and relatable music. Based in Los Angeles, he continues to push boundaries and connect with listeners through his authentic storytelling and powerful melodies.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server where you can join a wacky cast of characters like Lia the Llama Lover, Utatane the Sleepy Samurai, and Hakushika the Dancing Deer.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with Fujikura the Funky Fox, Shisui the Sassy Squirrel, and Tenma the Terrifying Tiger. And don’t forget about Pipkin the Prancing Panda, Kaneko the Kooky Koala, and Dizzy the Daring Dragon.

Join this server for epic adventures, hilarious antics, and maybe even a dance-off with Ember the Energetic Elf or a baking competition with Komachi the Crazy Cat. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure hidden by the mysterious Runie the Rambunctious Raccoon.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Imagine if he had two all-stars on his team Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re wandering through the wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players riding pigs into battle. Yes, you read that right – pigs! And not just any pigs, but pigs wearing diamond armor and wielding enchanted swords.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are two all-stars on this server who are basically Minecraft gods. One of them can tame creepers and ride them like horses, while the other can turn any block into a block of pure gold with just a touch.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built an entire city out of TNT, only to blow it up every Friday night for fun? Or a group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to worshiping the almighty chicken?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, then join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Concord Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a freshly baked cake straight out of the oven – hot and ready for you to devour!

Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with unicorns, leprechauns, and even a friendly dragon who will give you free diamonds if you tell him a good joke.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm. And don’t forget about our annual “Build-A-Banana” contest where players compete to create the most outrageous banana-themed structure for a chance to win a lifetime supply of golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a whole new world of wackiness and wonder. Trust us, once you enter our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting hit on by random dudes in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, if a player gives you their virtual card, it means they are trying to hit on you… in the game! Join us for a wild ride of virtual flirting and hilarious misunderstandings. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks. So come on, join us and see where the virtual romance takes you!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Farms Harvested:	361

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

””it’s over”’ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. That’s right, these llamas can boogie better than any player on the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a legendary chicken who can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the riches you could have if you were lucky enough to stumble upon one of those bad boys.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly. Yes, FLY! So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up with dancing llamas, diamond egg-laying chickens, and flying with enchanted carrots? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1