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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9085 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4866 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!