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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Farms Harvested:	632
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	824080
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	3	Animals Bred:	154

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Items Found:	8534
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Votes:	8085
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Animals Bred:	76	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crops Grown:	7703	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
New Chunks Explored:	683561	Gods Slained:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Votes:	7569
Crops Grown:	1643	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5607	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Votes:	222	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Votes:	3083
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3402	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	105	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6893
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	7106
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	770
Enchantments Applied:	300	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com