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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Gods Slained: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Enchantments Applied: 154
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Farms Harvested: 784

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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