YoasobiCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Booty Bash

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the yami sex pose awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical world filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. They built a castle made entirely of diamonds and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend a disco party with all your fellow players. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with chocolate lava and flying pigs? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on yami sex pose and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3605
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension Hops:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Farms Harvested:	137	Dragons Tamed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	590
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more hilarious than our drawthread is the way creepers explode when you try to pet them! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you navigate through our world filled with funny cats who have taken over the land.

But beware, these cats are no ordinary felines. They have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of fish bones and yarn, and they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

If you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant laser-eyed tabbies and ride on the backs of flying siamese cats. And don’t forget to visit our drawthread area, where you can create your own masterpieces using only pixels and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the meow-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5664	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where you can join forces with the legendary old ass dumb whisperer, aka the ancient captivapendejos! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EweTube – The Ultimate Sheeptastic Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy and fun as a sheep in a woolly sweater? Look no further, because we’ve got the perfect place for you! Join our server and meet all your favorite sheep vtubers and their friends. From the majestic Essie to the adorable Dollie, you’ll find a flock of fantastic streamers to hang out with.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to some of the most EPIC EN streamers around. From the legendary Sleepy_Project to the mysterious Mintmai, you’ll never run out of entertaining content to watch. And let’s not forget about our JP streamers, like the enchanting HoshimiyaMeeple and the delightful yoiyume_fuwamu. They’ll keep you entertained for hours on end!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the sheepy sensation. Who knows, you might even spot a rare rainbow sheep or two! Don’t miss out on all the woolly fun – join now and start crafting your own sheep-tastic adventures! 🌈🐑💻

Disclaimer: No actual sheep were harmed in the making of this server. All sheep are purely virtual and extremely cute.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy… and we don’t despise it!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a more epic time than a Final Fantasy character on a quest for the ultimate weapon! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the thriller dance.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like Overwatch, but with diamond swords instead of guns and creeper heads instead of loot boxes. Trust us, you’ll be addicted faster than a player trying to find diamond ore at bedrock level.

So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted armor and golden apples. They became the most feared warrior in all the land, known for their epic battles against the Ender Dragon and their dance parties with the villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting for you?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Gender Bender Server: Where Men Turn into Fabulous Builders!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of the real world and dive into a world where transgender afflictions are a thing of the past! Join us if you’re tired of men who have little responsibility, no ambition, and are bored out of their minds. Our server is the cure for those who have been consumed by pornography and now have an insane desire to imagine having a vagina!

But wait, there’s more! For women who are feeling insecure, our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your worries. Say goodbye to the transgender trend that’s being taught to children and embrace a world where questioning your gender is a thing of the past.

Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic virtual world imaginable. Embrace the craziness and let your imagination run wild – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ADHDcraft: Where building distractions is the only focus!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can craft your way to ADHD success! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and pretend you have ADHD to score some Vyvanse! Our online psychiatrists are here to help you out, just make sure to have a convincing story ready. Maybe tell them about your obsession with mining diamonds or your inability to sit still while building epic structures.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try starting some work you don’t want to do on our server? Who knows, maybe the virtual tasks will be more fun than you think!

Oh, and for those looking to get their hands on some Vyvanse without a prescription, we don’t condone it but hey, we won’t judge either. Just be prepared to send some virtual kisses in return!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Farms Harvested:	483	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PirateCraft: Chapter 1112 LOLz

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the raws are out and the autists are busy with other threads! Our server is so wild that even the imgur gallery can’t handle it in proper order – that’s how crazy things get here!

Join us for a WILD RIDE filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments. Our community is full of LEGENDS who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness that awaits. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	273	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow strict rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and zombie disco parties! Explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing and the flowers dance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Steve the Chicken, who will guide you on your quest to find the mythical diamond sword of awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyLies: Where fake stories become epic adventures! Join now!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as wild as the creepers! Join us for a rollercoaster of fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Steve himself.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon rodeo. That’s right, you heard it here first folks – players have the chance to saddle up and ride the mighty dragon through the skies, all while dodging fireballs and creeper explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Lia’s Pixel Party

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Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server around – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! This server is so exclusive, NO GIRLS ALLOWED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our fearless leader Lia is currently on vacation in Japan, living her best life and soaking up all the sushi and anime she can handle. But fear not, there are still plenty of epic streams coming up, implying some wild adventures await!

And if that wasn’t enough, Lia has a new t-shirt for sale that will give you magical powers in-game. Seriously, it’s like wearing a +100 Luck enchantment on your chest. Plus, Lia announced that she’s working on a new outfit and original song for 2024 – talk about dedication to her craft!

But wait, there’s more! Lia will be competing in the VTL Academy, facing off against some of the toughest players in the game. And don’t even get me started on Phase Wars 2 – Lia is on TEAM BLAZE and ready to set the competition on fire!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey, where only Lia’s love is real and all other girls are just NPCs. Trust me, once you enter Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, player! 😎🎮

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.