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| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?
Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.
And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).
So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9379 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.
And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!
So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Server Name | Simply Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Overview | Anarchy with NO Hacking! |
| Online Since | 2019 |
| Discord Community | Strong and active |
| Rules | No hacking/duping allowed |
| Server IP | simplyvanilla.net |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Website | Visit our website |
| Map Size | 10 TB+ |
Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.
Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!
The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.
But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!
Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?
Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.
So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 92 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 7220 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
