Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Ever wanted to build a virtual replica of your family home and then blow it up with TNT? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.
Join us for our special event “The Call” where players must navigate through a maze of secrets and lies to uncover the truth. Will you confront your dad in-game and demand answers, or will you build a fortress to hide from the drama?
Experience the thrill of virtual family therapy sessions where you can work through your conflicts with other players in a supportive and blocky environment. Who needs real therapy when you have Minecraft?
So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
On our server, you can build your own virtual world and show off your creativity without any judgment from your family members. No need to worry about being compared to your overachieving brother or feeling like the forgotten child. Here, you are the star of the show!
And if you ever need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your online friends?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun building castles than dealing with sibling squabbles. Plus, we promise not to play favorites – unless you count our love for all things Minecraft!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.
so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 8115 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 272 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.
So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 375542 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.
So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 299 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
