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| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Server Name | Badlands Goblins |
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| Server IP | play.badlandsgoblins.com |
| Server Type | PvP, Survival |
Welcome to Badlands Goblins, where chaos reigns and goblins rule. Join Krenko in his quest for power and glory as you navigate through a world filled with danger and adventure. Worship the god of chaos and rise to greatness as you conquer your enemies.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server? | Yes, anyone can join the server by using the provided IP address. |
| What type of gameplay is available? | The server offers PvP and Survival gameplay. |
| Are there any rules to follow? | Players are expected to follow the rules set by Krenko, including killing those who disrespect goblins and following the wishes of the god of chaos. |
| Is there a Discord server for communication? | Yes, players can join the Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j |
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But that’s not all, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a Lalafell on a mount! And don’t miss out on our future meetups, like the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi Movie and Inu-Oh, or the Roleplaying Meetup in Yanxia where things get weirder than a Lalafell trying to tank a raid boss.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us for a Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet, or a Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in the LB! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our Shared FATE farming event in The Rak’tika Greatwood – just watch out for those pesky Spriggans!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than a Lalafell in full Dark Knight armor!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Ever wanted to build a virtual replica of your family home and then blow it up with TNT? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.
Join us for our special event “The Call” where players must navigate through a maze of secrets and lies to uncover the truth. Will you confront your dad in-game and demand answers, or will you build a fortress to hide from the drama?
Experience the thrill of virtual family therapy sessions where you can work through your conflicts with other players in a supportive and blocky environment. Who needs real therapy when you have Minecraft?
So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
On our server, you can build your own virtual world and show off your creativity without any judgment from your family members. No need to worry about being compared to your overachieving brother or feeling like the forgotten child. Here, you are the star of the show!
And if you ever need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your online friends?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun building castles than dealing with sibling squabbles. Plus, we promise not to play favorites – unless you count our love for all things Minecraft!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.
so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2517 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5791 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4619 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.
So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.
So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 5127 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
