Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!
So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5514 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?
plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.
so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.
another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.
join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 37 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
