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NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ores Mined:	6089	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magic Items Found:	5359
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5331

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Enchantments Applied:	91	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mines Excavated:	2509	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	219
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7327
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mines Excavated:	1260
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	103	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ores Mined:	4031	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

Players:	104/700	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Dark Rituals Completed:	7