XOV SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ores Mined:	1774
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Towns Built:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	4408
Star Shards Collected:	278	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1349
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1391
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Votes:	7340	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8804
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	153
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

dandev.online

Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	109	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

AITAH Minecraft Server

AITAH, Argument, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, emotions, healthy relationships, love, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding, validation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and pancakes…wait, did someone say pancakes?

Imagine a world where the quest for pancakes leads to relationship turmoil, late-night homework sessions, and emotional rollercoasters. Will you prioritize schoolwork over love? Will you cave and buy pancakes for your significant other, only to be met with a cold shoulder? The drama never stops on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama, pancake cravings, and late-night arguments. Who needs diamonds when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Players:	105/300	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magic Items Found:	2753	Animals Bred:	84
Enchantments Applied:	172	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1