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Chink Nene’s Return 1.20.6

1.20.6, Asian American, Backlash, Bravo, chink, controversy, cultural insensitivity, Diversity, ignorant comments, inclusion, Nene, Nenes, offensive language, problematic behavior, public figure, racial slur, racism, Real Housewives of Atlanta, reality tv, RETURN, social media, Stereotypes, WTF

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Magic Items Found:	4496
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Lol, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow dimension where nenes are chinks and chinks are nenes.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to experience the mind-bending chaos of a world where up is down, left is right, and nenes are chinks?

Join now for a trip into the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows in this topsy-turvy world of chinks and nenes!

BroSleepOvers – No AITA Here!

aita, apartment, Boyfriend, BroSleepOvers, city, Comments.., male friends, mom, relationship, Respect, scolding, sleepover, Sour Taste, train station, Trust, Upset, Visit

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Hey there Minecrafters!

Join our server for a wild and crazy time filled with adventure and laughter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure filled with diamonds and emeralds. But beware, for there are also creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

But fear not, for our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a castle? A rollercoaster? A giant statue of a potato? We’ve got you covered!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, you can have as many male friends visit your virtual house as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! So come on over and join the fun – your mom might not understand, but we sure do! 😂

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Captivity, captivity in Gaza, emotional distress, freed captive, freed hostage, gaza, gaza conflict, GazaCraft, Hostage, hostage release, Keith Siegel, mental health, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, resilience, Server, Starved, Survival, survival story, Tortured, Trauma recovery, traumatic experience, war zone

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

are you tired of being starved and tortured in real life? come join our minecraft server where you can be starved and tortured in a fun and safe environment!

imagine being held captive in gaza, but instead of feeling scared, you’re actually having a blast building and exploring in our virtual world!

join now for the ultimate hostage experience, where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun!

don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a virtual prisoner and make new friends along the way! join our server today and start your journey to freedom (or maybe just more captivity, who knows?)!

ZelenskyyCraft: Armed EU Forces

Armed, armed forces of Europe, Creation, Defense, Demand, diplomatic relations, European military, european union, forces, Geopolitical, global affairs, International security, military alliance, military cooperation, Military integration, nato, Peacekeeping, president, The Times of India, Time has come, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Potions Brewed:	191
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have the most epic battles and crazy adventures!

picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen attack you. but don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – a giant army of flying pigs that will swoop in and save the day!

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a hidden portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. you can ride unicorns, collect rainbow blocks, and even battle evil leprechauns for their pot of gold!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life! Time has come to join the madness!

TheosisMC

added features, auction house, bedrock edition, Cosmetics, Cross-Platform Friend, crowbar, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, expensive, Grief Protection, Hardcore, in-game shops, java edition, Land claiming, Minecraft, multiplayer, non pay-to-win, player-driven, premium rank, server address, Soup of Life, Survival, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Vanilla, Vip

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

TheosisMC Server Overview:

Features	Hardcore survival multiplayer
Supported Editions	Java Edition and Bedrock Edition
Main Features	An economy-driven gameplay with player-to-player trading Land claiming system for base protection Custom items: Crowbar and Soup of Life
Pay-to-Win	Non-pay-to-win with cosmetic VIP rank
Server Address	play.theosismc.com
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is TheosisMC server about?	TheosisMC is a hardcore survival multiplayer server for both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition with unique gameplay features.
How can I join the server?	You can use the server address “play.theosismc.com” or add “TheosisMC” as a friend on Xbox/cross-platform to join.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, TheosisMC is non-pay-to-win with a cosmetic VIP rank.
What are the main features of the server?	The server features an economy-driven gameplay, land claiming system, and custom items like the Crowbar and Soup of Life.

Anti Love Zone 1.20.2

1.20.2, alone, Anti, anti-valentine, bitter, celebration, Cupid, dislike, February 14th, hate, HEARTBREAK, loathe, long tail, love, negative emotions, now.., Over.., relationship, Resentment, Romantic, single, tags, Valentine’s Day, Zone

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, forget about Valentine’s Day, that’s so last week! Join our Minecraft server and escape the lovey-dovey crap with us! We don’t need hearts and flowers, we need diamonds and creepers!

On our server, you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some virtual love with a fellow player who also hates Valentine’s Day! Who needs romance when you have a diamond sword, amirite?

So come join us and let’s celebrate Anti-Valentine’s Day in style! Who needs love when you have a blocky world to conquer? Let’s show Cupid who’s boss!

BroSpeak Minecraft Server

BroSpeak, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, dinner time, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, hurtful comments, lisp, Minecraft, parenting, recording, scolding, Server, sibling relationship, speech impairment, threat, toxic behavior, verbal abuse

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to threaten to throw away your virtual food if you mispronounce it! Our server is a safe space for all players, even those with lisp-like speech patterns.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even some potato-related drama. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual mom who threatens to hurt you in the face if you talk back – but don’t worry, we’ll have your back!

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is crafting the perfect potato farm. And remember, if anyone tries to throw away your virtual food, just tell them to take a hike – we’ve got your back!

Mommy’s Money Mix-Up

college expenses, college fund, college savings, college savings stolen, family betrayal, family conflict, family loyalty, financial betrayal, financial deception, financial fairness, financial responsibility, inheritance issues., mixup, Mommys, MONEY, parental decisions, sibling rivalry, sibling support, stepbrother’s tuition, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily relationships, trust broken

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft savings being spent on someone else’s tuition without your consent? Then join our Minecraft server where we promise not to touch your hard-earned diamonds for anyone else’s benefit!

Imagine logging in one day to find out that your precious emeralds were used to pay for your stepbrother’s enchanted armor. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your resources will be safe from any sneaky family members trying to steal them.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sharing your loot just because they made poor financial decisions. Join our server and build your empire without worrying about someone else’s tuition fees draining your hard-earned loot.

So come on over and join us, where your diamonds are yours and yours alone. No more sharing with stepbrothers or anyone else trying to mooch off your success. Let’s mine and craft in peace, away from the drama of family finances gone wrong!

Time Looped: Mine for Eternity

Cycle, Endless, ETERNAL, Eternity, Groundhog day, hour, Infinite, Life, Looped, never ending, never escape, Paradox, past, Repetitive, Stuck, temporal anomaly, Time, Time Loop, time manipulation, time travel, Trapped

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Love Letters Sent:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring time loop where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of monotony and embark on epic adventures that will make you forget all about your time loop woes!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where time loops are a thing of the past (literally). You can build magnificent castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of time travelers who will teach you how to manipulate time to your advantage. Want to relive your favorite moments over and over again? Done. Need to fast forward through a boring meeting? No problem. With our time-bending powers, the possibilities are endless.

So why waste your life stuck in a time loop when you could be living it up on our Minecraft server? Join today and say goodbye to the endless cycle of boredom!

CommuniCraft: ChinaEU LOL

China, ChinaEU, collaboration, Communication, CommuniCraft, cooperation, cross-cultural communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomacy talks, diplomatic relations, enhance communication, EU, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, international dialogue, international relations, lol, negotiations, Partnership, Trade, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Star Shards Collected:	122
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

so, like, this server is like the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero with superpowers. you can shoot diamonds out of your eyes, ride a dragon to battle, and summon a herd of llamas to protect you from evil mobs.

but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground city where you can trade with alien villagers from outer space. they have the best deals on enchanted gear and rare items that will make your friends green with envy.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixel Planet Evolution

Civilization, Development, discovery, Evolution, Existence, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, foothold, human life, Intelligent Life, Life Elsewhere, new model, Origins, PIXEL, planet, planetary evolution, Possibility, research, Science, Space, theory, Universe

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE PLANETARY EVOLUTION BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. U CAN BE A HUMAN OR AN ALIEN OR WHATEVER U WANT. MAYBE U’LL FIND INTELLIGENT LIFE IN DA UNIVERSE, LIKE A VILLAGER WHO CAN ACTUALLY HOLD A DECENT CONVERSATION. OR MAYBE U’LL JUST FIND A BUNCH OF ZOMBIES WHO CAN’T SPELL THEIR OWN NAMES. WHO KNOWS? COME JOIN DA FUN AND SEE WHAT CRAZY ADVENTURES U CAN HAVE. MAYBE U’LL EVEN FIGURE OUT WHY CHICKENS CROSS THE ROAD. LOLZ.

Mystic Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Appearance, Blond, BLONDE, Blonde hair, cultural perceptions, discrimination, ethnicity, hair color, Identity, jew, Jewish, labeling, mystic, physical appearance, prejudice, Realm, Religion, religious identity, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Farms Harvested:	730
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you choose between being a Jew or a Blonde? Well, on this server, you can be both at the same time! Join now for the ultimate identity crisis experience!

Want to build a synagogue next to a hair salon? This is the place for you! Embrace the chaos and confusion as you navigate through a world where anything is possible.

Experience the thrill of trying to explain to your friends why you’re a Jewish blonde in Minecraft. It’s a conversation starter like no other!

Join today and get ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and yourself. Don’t miss out on the madness!

JoblessCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchantments Applied:	101
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Have you ever wanted to quit your job in the most epic way possible? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We have had players who were so inspired by the creativity and freedom on our server that they quit their jobs on the spot just to spend more time building and exploring in our virtual world.

One player, let’s call him Steve, was working as a boring accountant when he stumbled upon our server. After spending just a few hours mining diamonds and battling creepers, he realized that his true calling was to be a master builder in our Minecraft universe. So, he marched into his boss’s office, yelled “I quit!”, and never looked back.

Another player, let’s call her Alex, was a high-powered lawyer who was tired of the stress and pressure of her job. But after joining our server and experiencing the tranquility of farming and fishing, she decided that she would rather spend her days tending to her virtual crops than arguing in a courtroom. So, she dramatically threw her briefcase out the window and declared herself a full-time Minecraft player.

If you’re ready to take the leap and join a community where creativity knows no bounds and the possibilities are endless, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you may just find yourself quitting your job on the spot too!

CraftyProtesters

activism, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, civil liberties, civil society, CraftyProtesters, Democracy, democracy movement, eastern europe, Fighting, freedom of speech, georgia, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, opposition, Political unrest, protest movement, protest tactics, Protesters, resistance, Russian pivot

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against the evil georgia government trying to take away our blocky freedom! we are like the rebels in star wars but with pickaxes and creepers instead of lightsabers and stormtroopers. join us in our quest to keep the server free from the russian pivot, whatever that means. build your own rebel base, mine for diamonds to fund our rebellion, and battle against the evil georgia government in epic pvp battles. come join us and be a hero in the fight for blocky freedom!

CraftyRainbowLand

acceptance, Attitudes, Behavior, CraftyRainbowLand, discrimination, Dutch, equality, family dynamics, findings, gay dads, judge, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, Perception, Personality, Sexuality, social norms, societal views, Students, study

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Potions Brewed:	87
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are dutch students who are like, super judgmental but in a totally cool way. they don’t care if your dad is gay or straight, they just wanna know if you can build a sick castle or mine diamonds like a boss. it’s like, a study found that these students are all about personality and behavior, not who your parents love. so if you wanna join a server where you can be yourself and show off your mad minecraft skills, this is the place for you. plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of dutch students who are low-key judging you but in a totally chill way? come join the fun and see if you can impress these cool kids with your epic minecraft creations.

Players:	94/900	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Dragon Eggs Found:	8390	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2