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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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