Are you tired of being diluted like a weak old stock? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing being diluted is the creepers’ explosive power! Our server is so lit, even Elon Musk would invest in it (if he wasn’t too busy sending cars to space). Join us and experience a world where the only scam you’ll encounter is trying to trade a diamond for a piece of dirt. Trust us, this server is more stable than a stablecoin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Alien Abductions: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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