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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 3425 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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