WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ores Mined:	8213	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Crops Grown:	7548	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	132
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Meteorites Collected:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ores Mined:	9125

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Items Found:	4480	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Farms Harvested:	762
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6172	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Crops Grown:	9229
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	4242
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	126
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.