WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dimension Hops:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Chaktet

Pixelmon

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	143	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8805
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HyperHub

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BumbleCraft

Survival

We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2506
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!