WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1247	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Chaktet

Pixelmon

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	363451
Enchantments Applied:	138	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	1065
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4704	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Dragon Eggs Found:	8126

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1094
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	4697	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HyperHub

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BumbleCraft

Survival

We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Farms Harvested:	703
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Towns Built:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9570
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.