WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	3737
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Mines Excavated:	4701	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	151
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crops Grown:	2972	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	20497	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.