WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Animals Bred:	141

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ores Mined:	516
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
New Chunks Explored:	38415	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Buildings Constructed:	11	Magic Items Found:	6468
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Star Shards Collected:	128
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1934
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	197
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3186	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	488307	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.