WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ores Mined:	555	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Emeralds Found:	6945
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Crops Grown:	5261
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	257	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Potions Brewed:	185
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mines Excavated:	3180
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.