WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ores Mined:	5326

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8310	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Animals Bred:	113
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3888	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	1805	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchantments Applied:	231
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	5273
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3651
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.