WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Potions Brewed:	173	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.