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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only punishment is getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, if you cum in the wrong hole, you’ll face eternal punishment! That’s right, one wrong move and you’ll be facing consequences like never before. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. But remember, watch where you aim because one slip-up could mean eternal damnation!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	69	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	634560	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6666

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Towns Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	1569
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	79
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crops Grown:	5191	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Void Gems Collected:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!