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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only punishment is getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, if you cum in the wrong hole, you’ll face eternal punishment! That’s right, one wrong move and you’ll be facing consequences like never before. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. But remember, watch where you aim because one slip-up could mean eternal damnation!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2978	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1618	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Farms Harvested:	417
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Dimension Hops:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Buildings Constructed:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2269	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!