Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockyBling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

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so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1144

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GratefulCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PixelPigCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8272
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Zombie Power Co.

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join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AGS SMP: Where the only mod is a dance party plugin. Whitelisted for epic dance moves only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to Join

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining please fill out the google form here

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server?	1.20.1 Java
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legit Minecraft account in order to join.
Is the server LGBTQ Friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ Friendly and super welcoming!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Feeling Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	236	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GFsMarathonNoShow

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	69	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4