Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

    CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

    And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyParentzCo-op

    CraftyParentzCo-op
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

    We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

    But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

    So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • DreamyReMinecraft SMP

    DreamyReMinecraft SMP
    Remember that dream where you were riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while being chased by a pack of evil llamas? Well, that’s basically what everyday life is like on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest dreams and create epic memories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2948 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

    RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit
    Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • HezbollahSmashCraft

    HezbollahSmashCraft
    Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Morning Dementia Drop

    Morning Dementia Drop
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7427 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4206 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

    Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

    Infinity Cube Server Overview

    Description
    Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
    Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
    The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
    Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
    Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

    FAQ

    What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

    The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

    What about updates and mods?

    The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

    How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

    1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

    2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

    3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

    Thank you for considering 🙂

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Dragon Scales Harvested: 258
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the chaos and madness of the Joker movie to a whole new level! Join us as we dive deep into the world of psychological operations and social engineering, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to descend into madness like the Joker? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is designed to make you question reality and plant false memories in your mind. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    Forget about societal norms and embrace the chaos! Our server is the perfect place for those who feel betrayed by society and are ready to rebel. We even have special events where we recreate scenes from the movie, complete with riots and public breakdowns. It’s like LARPing, but with creepers!

    But wait, there’s more! The government may be watching, but that just adds to the thrill. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep, dark secrets while playing on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless the government is involved).

    So come join us on our Joker-inspired Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and reality is just a suggestion. Trust us, it’ll be a riot! (Literally)

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

    ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

    Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Work Break Minecraft Server

    Work Break Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

    Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

    So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • NoWalletNoProblemMC

    NoWalletNoProblemMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

    Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

    HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 24

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

    Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit
    Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NavyCraft Minecraft Server

    NavyCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

    CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War
    so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

    like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

    and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

    so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Ores Mined: 9187
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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