Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Buildings Constructed: 8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Emeralds Found: 3644 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

    TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

    We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

    So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Runes Activated: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8640 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CreeperCameClose

    CreeperCameClose
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

    Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 406 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Enchantments Applied: 142

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

    StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

    We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

    Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

    Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness
    hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

    imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Fabled Horizons

    Fabled Horizons

    We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Anime DLE

    Anime DLE

    Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version All the Mods 9
    Location U.S
    Availability 24/7
    Duration ~1 week
    Age Requirement 21+
    Support LGBT friendly

    FAQs

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

    Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

    A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

    Q: How can I protect my home area?

    A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

    Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

    A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Mines Excavated: 1872
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Laughing Minecraft Server

    Laughing Minecraft Server
    Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 178

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Dad’sDineTime

    Dad’sDineTime
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

    🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

    🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

    🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

    LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions
    Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyCompanions

    CraftyCompanions
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

    So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Zombie Dances: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

    CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests
    So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

    we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

    so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Ores Mined: 5511 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 951 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Gravitas Networks

    Gravitas Networks

    Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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