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PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ores Mined:	2589

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	676	Ores Mined:	8238
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1460	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4295	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Emeralds Found:	6084	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Votes:	8564
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1445	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Farms Harvested:	179	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Potions Brewed:	49
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0