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Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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