Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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